She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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