Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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