I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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