Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
You are a genius and a whore.
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