So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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