Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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