matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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