There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
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