I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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