I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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