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(519): View more from Ontario

and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"

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(361): View more from Texas

is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?

(702): View more from Nevada

not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning

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(303): View more from Colorado

other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do

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(225): View more from Louisiana

i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip

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whats a bus flip?

(225): View more from Louisiana

idk but apparently i invented it

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

I am the drunkest girl in the tree.

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(+31): View more from The Netherlands

bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.

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(810): View more from Michigan

There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.

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