Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
he fucked my hip out of place.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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