id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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