I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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