Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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