i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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