i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
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