I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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