I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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