Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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