My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
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