I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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