you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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