Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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