Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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