You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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