I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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