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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.

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  And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.

  (316): View more from Kansas

  That's the best creepy text ever.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.

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