I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I wish you could order shots online.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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