we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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