i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Boobs are out for the taking
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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