I think I died a long time ago.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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