this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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