Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
His hands were made for my vagina.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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