so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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