Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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