If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
You did what with his pubic hair?
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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