Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
it glows. i had to have it.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
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