how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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