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(716): View more from New York

i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.

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(419): View more from Ohio

i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.

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(334): View more from Alabama

she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.

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(360): View more from Washington

I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.

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(503): View more from Oregon

He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..

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(478): View more from Georgia

Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."

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(812): View more from Indiana

dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck

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(423): View more from Tennessee

Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.

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