Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I see more hoeing in ur future
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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