have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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