if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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