i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Randomize
