Betty ford says i'm here all night
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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