I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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