Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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