haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Define "chronic" masturbator.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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