I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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