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I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
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