Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
