i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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