Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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