i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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