You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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