you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I wish i was in the wii world.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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