I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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