The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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