we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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