We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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