That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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